“二战”时期，盟(méng )(⛲)军要实施安奇奥登陆计划(huá )，迫于对一门(mén )叫安奇奥(ào )(🍥)大炮(pào )的超级武器(qì )的(de )忌(jì )惮，要派(pài )(🗼)两个精锐(😧)特(tè )工(📿)去摧毁这门大炮，结果两个傻逼被派了去，最后经过一(🕖)连串搞(gǎo )笑(💆)事件，阴(🛹)差阳错的(de )最后(🛺)完成了(le )任务。　(🍮)　片(🙁)段(😻)一(🚸)：德国人在北(🤯)非布置了一个陷阱(jǐng )，准备了一(🥁)幅假的(🚨)防(fáng )(🛑)御(⏯)工事(🖲)地图让这(zhè )二个(🎛)士兵(bīng )带回去。他们却阴差阳错的拿走(🌞)了(🙄)真的(👓)地图，最终赢得(dé )了战役(yì )。　　片(piàn )段(🚻)二：他(tā )们化装(zhuāng )成管(guǎn )道工潜入德军(jun1 )在意大(🤖)利的司令部，给他(❕)们卫生间的(🥊)管(🍑)道修得乱七八(bā )糟，把(➡)将军淋了个落汤(tāng )鸡。将军去换衣(yī )服(fú )，拉开抽(chōu )屉(🏒)发现一套新的(🤔)军服(fú )，于是(⏲)洗头洗(👌)脸准(zhǔn )备换上新(♌)军(💸)服的时候(🏃)闭着(🏴)眼把脸(🔎)盆里的脏(👄)水倒进抽(chōu )屉里了(le )（柜子旁边(🚽)有一(yī )个(gè )废(fèi )水桶）。那(nà )个将(jiāng )军是(shì )最主(🛃)要的一(🧘)个配角，很有意(💑)思(sī )。到影片结(jié )束前1分钟，都没(méi )(👅)有(yǒu )(🈳)一句台词。最后(🈂)说了一(yī )句“谢谢”。　　片段(🈸)三：德军(jun1 )有一门超级大炮俯(fǔ )视着联军(jun1 )将要(🌒)登(🎁)陆的(⛎)海滩。这二(èr )(🕌)个士兵居(jū )然(rán )化装成希(🏁)特(tè )勒(lè )和(♈)随从，去(🤠)视察大炮(pào )，把大(dà )炮炸掉了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time